"MUDD'S WOMEN"

EPISODE NO. 4
STARDATE: 1329.1
AIRDATE: 10/3/66


Captain Kirk chases an unidentified vessel and rescues one captain and three lovely cargo...

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The Enterprise chases a vessel of unknown origin. The vessel tries to run away from the Enterprise, but Captain Kirk stays with him. Mr. Spock reports that the vessel has no identification beam, and is a Class-J cargo vessel. Kirk asks Uhura if there is any response from communications. Uhura reports that she has tried to hail him on all frequencies, but has not responded. She suggests that he might not be able to receive their message, but Kirk contradicts that he's hearing their message, but is ignoring it. Scotty soon reports that the pilot is overloading its engines, and will burn up immediately. Spock reports that the vessel is now entering an asteroid belt, and Kirk orders Farrell to raise the deflector shields. The cargo vessel's engines soon give out, and Sulu warns that one of the asteroids may hit him. Farrell suggests that they may be able to extend their deflector shields around him, but Scotty warns that doing so could damage their own engines. Kirk has no choice, and orders Farrell to extend the shields around him, and orders Spock and Scotty to the Transporter Room. Sulu soon reports that the temperature on their engines are running at critical levels.

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The Enterprise's shields are extended around the cargo ship, and the engines on the Enterprise about to go out. Engineering reports that the temperature on the engines are reaching critical levels, and soon the Bridge becomes momentarily darkened. When the lights come back on, Sulu reports that one of the lithium crystals are shortened out. Seconds later, the Bridge becomes darkened again, as another lithium crystals short out. Sulu reports that are now running on external battery power. Kirk then goes to the science station and asks Scotty if he has locked onto something. Scotty reports that since there is no signal, there is nothing to lock onto. Then, another lithium crystals burn out, and Uhura soon reports that there is a distress signal coming through. Kirk quickly reports to Scotty of the distress call.

In the Transporter Room, Scotty manages to lock onto something. He soon beams a sole person onboard. The man is a swashbuckling American hero type of character, and announces that he is grateful for his rescue and asks where he finds himself. McCoy reports that he is on the USS Enterprise, and the fella is thrilled at the fine ship. The man soon identifies himself as Captain Leo Walsh. Soon, Kirk contacts the Transporter Room and asks how many Scotty managed to beam aboard. Scotty reports that he only managed to beam one person aboard. Spock soon asks if there are other crewmembers onboard, and Captain Walsh reports that there are three more onboard. Scotty manages to lock onto the other three, but have difficulty transporting them, due to the lithium crystal power shortage. On the Bridge, Kirk watches with dismay as one of the asteroids hits the ship. Kirk reports to Scotty of the impending doom, and Scotty tries desperately to beam the remaining cargo onboard. Soon, Scotty manages to lock onto something and beam it aboard. Scotty beams aboard three lovely ladies, and soon the effects of their loveliness has a deep effect on them. Spock is effected at first, but he is able to brush it off with his Vulcan blood. Soon, Captain Kirk's voice filters through the comm-system, asking Scotty if they successfully transported everyone onboard. Scotty and McCoy are too busy transfixed on the new arrivals. It is Spock who brings them back to Earth, as he asks Leo Walsh if that is everyone from the ship. Leo confirms it is. Since neither Scotty nor McCoy can answer the captain, Spock answers Kirk himself, and states that they've received four new personnel. Kirk soon orders Spock to bring the party and Captain Leo Walsh to his quarters to answer the charges for their navigational hazard. Spock soon leads Leo Walsh and the girls outside the corridors, where Scotty and McCoy's eyes follow them.

As Spock leads them through the corridors of the Enterprise, every male crewmember stares at awe at the new arrivals, as if drugged or something. Spock is unaffected and moves swiftly through to the Turbolift. Soon, Captain Leo Walsh catchs onto Spock's ineffective behavior. He asks Spock if he is part Vulcanian. Spock doesn't answer, but he doesn't have to, as Walsh quickly knows that he is Vulcan. He soon asks the girls not to try, as Spock will not budge, but the girls try their hardest. Soon, Spock enters the captain's quarters and inform him that their guests have arrived. When Kirk turns around to angrily bark at Walsh, he finds three beautiful ladies, and have the same effect as that of McCoy, Scotty and his shipmates. Soon, however, the captain is able to brush off the ladies effects and asks the captain if that is all of his crewmember. Leo confirms it is, and soon he excuses the ladies and Spock, as he would like to discuss their situation.

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After Spock and the girls leave, Kirk asks hard questions to Captain Leo Walsh. He asks the captain why he was being a navigational menance, and why he wasn't carrying any identification marks of any kind. Walsh simply laughs off his charges, saying that he wasn't a navigational menance in this immense galaxy. Captain Kirk simply will not budge, as he charges Leo Walsh with those crimes and says that there will be a hearing convened on the ship, and Mr. Spock will provide Captain Leo Walsh with his full legal rights. Later, on the Bridge, Farrell and Sulu enter to take up their duty. Farrell is obviously hypnotized by Walsh's women that have boarded, which is effecting every male member of the ship's crew. Sulu tries to snap Farrell out of his haze, and says that they are on duty now. Soon, Scotty goes to Spock and informs him that they have a problem. Spock asks how the lithium crystals are doing, and Scotty answers that they only have one crystal left and that they are running on battery reserves. Spock calls Captain Kirk to the Bridge.

Meanwhile, in the Briefing Room, Captain Leo Walsh enters to a mix of confused women. The captain asks the security guards to excuse themselves, but the security guards stays put, as it is part of their duty. The women would like to know what will happen to them at the briefing, and they are scared that the computer will detect their true identity. Walsh reminds them the computers cannot do such a thing, and then the women bring up another matter. They are meant to be going in the opposite direction, and to be settled on a planet to be wives. One of the women soon slip the man's real name, accidentally, and we learn that his real name is Harry. He has been lying all along.

Back on the Bridge, Captain Kirk arrives at the request of Mr. Spock. Kirk is given grave news regarding their current situation. Scotty informs them that they only have three days worth of power left, and that they must replenish their supplies immediately. Kirk is open to suggestions, and soon Spock informs his captain that there is a mining colony on Rigel XII that can provide them with the lithium crystals they need. Rigel XII is about fourteen hours away and Kirk asks Scotty if the Enterprise can get them there. Scotty says that it can, but they won't be able to maintain their orbit for long. Spock then informs Kirk that Farrell has already inputted the planet into the ship's computer, and awaits Kirk's orders. Kirk then decides to set course for Rigel XII.

As the Enterprise heads for Rigel XII to gather lithium crystals, a hearing is convened onboard ship to determine the fate of Captain Leo Walsh and his girls. Kirk orders Spock to begin the hearing, after laying down the carges of Captain Leo Walsh. He warns Walsh not to lie, as the computer can detect his fallibility. Spock soon activates the computer, and asks the captain his name. When he says his name as Captain Leo Walsh, the comptuer immediately knows he's lying. Walsh wants the captain's reassurance's that he won't believe a tin-plated circuitry over a flesh-and-blood being. The two do not budge, and Spock asks the question again. His full name is revealed as Harcourt Fenton Mudd. Kirk soon asks the lying captain of his past prior offenses, and Mudd says that he has none. The computer soon detects his false presumptions, and displays Mudd's past convictions on-screen. Captain Kirk then asks Mudd what his original flight plan was, and Mudd explains that he was on his way to Ophiucus III to settle the women as wives for the colonists. Kirk is stunned at this revelation, and Eve, one of the women, explains that the men on that planet need wives for companionship. Soon, Kirk asks the computer to detect any unusual readings on the women, but the computer finds no reading. However, the computer does detect unusual readings among the male crewmembers, especially high respiration, increased heart beat. Kirk soon asks Mudd if there's anything unusual in the women, and Mudd dismisses such claims, saying that they're harmless. After much consideration, Kirk decides to charge Mudd with the offenses, and send him to the nearest legal authority at their convenience. As soon as Kirk and his party leave the Briefing Room, the girls try to get Kirk to change his mind, but to no avail. Soon, another power failure causes the final lithium crystals to burn out, and Kirk orders Scotty to get them to Rigel XII immediately. Soon, Mudd devises a plan to get the captain to follow his orders, instead of him.

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While the Enterprise continues its course to Rigel XII, Kirk is worried about the effects Mudd's womens have on his crewmembers. Soon, we see one of the women has acquired a communicator, from an infatuated Farrell. And another of Mudd's women, Ruth, enters McCoy's sickbay, and McCoy instantly excuses one of his physicians. Ruth soon coaxes McCoy to reveal the number of settlers on Rigel XII, and at the same time, confusing McCoy with his medical scanners. Eveytime Ruth steps in front of the scanners, the scanner goes bleep, bleep, which isn't supposed to do that. Ruth soon wonders that if McCoy will give the miners a physical once they beam down, and McCoy states that if its necessary, and soon Ruth wonders how many miners are on the planet. McCoy answers that there are three.

As Kirk retires to his quarters, he sees one of the other women, Eve, lying on his bed. Eve tries to convince Kirk to release Mudd and them, as Mudd didn't commit any serious crimes. She uses her infatuation techniques similar to the other women, but Kirk does not budge. It is obvious that she will not get what she wants with Kirk, and Kirk strongly rejects Eve. In Mudd's quarters, Magda returns with a stolen communicator, and informs Mudd how it works. Soon, Ruth informs Mudd that there are three miners on Rigel XII, and that their names are Ben Childress, Herm Gossett, and Benton. Childress is the planet's leader. Then, Eve enters, informing Mudd that she doesn't like what she's become. She didn't like coaxing the captain and soon, Eve doesn't feel good, noting that it is time.

The Enterprise soon makes orbit of Rigel XII, and Kirk orders Farrell for a pre-orbital approach. He becomes upset when he had to give the order twice, and soon asks Scotty how much power they have. Scotty informs the captain that they only have enough power for three orbits, and after that, they will start to plummet down to the planet. Soon, after receiving the dreadful news, Kirk asks McCoy about Mudd's women. McCoy answers that he hasn't seen anything like it before, and is puzzled by them all. Especially when one of them made his scanners go bleep, bleep. Soon, Uhura notes that the leader of the miners, Ben Childress, is making communication with the ship, and Kirk orders Childress to his ship, to discuss their arrangements.

Back in Mudd's quarters, the women's true nature is revealed, as Ruth, Magda and Eve all appear haggish and old. Ruth asks Harry to hurry up and find the contraband that he's been hiding, as she doesn't want to look like this. Mudd feverishly look for the contraband that he hid, and soon he finds it hidden under a mattress. He gives the girls a little crystalline pill, and soon Ruth and the others start to revert to their beautiful form.

Later, in the Briefing Room, Spock shows Kirk the burnt out crystals, and soon Ben Childress, along with Herm Gossett arrive to discuss their matter. Soon, Childress gets to the point saying that he won't deal unless they take a look at Mudd's women. Kirk is taken aback, and is unsure how Childress knew. He also says that Kirk should release Mudd into their custody, or there will be no deal. Soon, Mudd and his women enter the Briefing Room, and Childress and Gossett are smitten with love as has every Enterprise crewmembers. Soon, Harry informs Kirk that he will make the deal, otherwise he will make the ship plummet down into the planet.

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Kirk, Spock and Mudd beam down to the planet's almost inhospitable surface to begin negotiations with Childress. They soon enter their compound, and Kirk orders Childress to give up the crystals. He says that he will pay an equitable price for them, but Childress won't budge. He wants Mudd's women. Soon, the landing party can see that this is taking them nowhere, and that Childress's men are captivated by Mudd's women. The men and the women all dance to an invisible music, and Childress tries to coax Eve into dancing. When she refuses, Childress snatches Magda away from Gossett. When the two are about to fight, Spock and Kirk come to the rescue, and soon Eve runs away, saying that she is horrified by her existence. Kirk and Childress give chase in Rigel's dustcloud.

After Kirk fails to find Eve, he beams back aboard ship to use the ship's powerful infrared sensors and global positioning system. This also causes the problem of more power drain, and Scott says that they only have about thirty minutes of power left. Back on the planet, Childress is successful in finding Eve, and takes her to his own quarters. Soon, the Enterprise sensors pick up Childress in his compound, and Kirk and Mudd soon prepare to beam back down to reveal the truth about Mudd's women.

In Childress's quarters, Childress wakes up after being exhausted from tracking Eve down. He soon sees her cooking and doesn't like what he sees. He says that he cooks his own meals, and balks at the taste of Eve's cooking. It seems clear that Childress doesn't want Eve as his bride, and doesn't like to take orders from a woman. Later, Childress hangs his dishes in the dust-storm, upon suggestion from Eve. He enters his compound to see Eve playing cards, and gets upset when Eve suggests that he doesn't want her at all. Soon, Kirk and Mudd enter Childress's compound to address the truth about Eve's true appearance. Mudd states that Eve is not really beautiful on the outside, and that Mudd has been giving them Venus drugs to look beautiful. Childress does not believe this, and thought Venus drugs were a myth, but soon Mudd produces the drugs. Eve soon takes the drugs, saying that this is what Childress wants, and not Eve as his wife. Eve soon swallows the drugs, and soon her beauty takes shape, but Kirk tells Eve that she didn't take the drugs. It was a gellatin based pill and that her own thought of beauty led her to change, not the drugs. Mudd has duped Childress, and soon Childress would like time to discuss with Eve about her arrangements to stay onboard, and will give Kirk his crystals. Mudd, meanwhile, will face a Starfleet judge for his crimes at their earliest convenience.

After the Enterprise receives their crystals, McCoy wonders if beauty is only skin-deep, but not emotionally. Spock believes that emotion is illogical, which torments the crusty doctor, and soon the Enterprise sets course for their next assignment...


CREDITS:
Directed by HARVEY HART
Teleplay by STEPHEN KANDEL
Story by    GENE RODDENBERRY


Guest Stars:

ROGER C. CARMEL as Harcourt Fenton Mudd KAREN STEELE as Eve MAGGIE THRETT as Ruth SUSAN DENBERG as Magda JIM GOODWIN as Farrell GENE DYNARSKI as Ben Childress JON KOWAL as Herm Gossett SEAMON GLASS as Benten JERRY FOXWORTH as Guard